w1tchofdoom:

sugar-nextdoor:

niknak79:

I lost my car keys

I don’t get it? 

*slow clap*

beyond-optimism:

jackii-isa-kitty:

supermattural:

pursuitofhapppinessss:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

I swear to god that scene was made for that song

i promise you will not be disappointed 

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 2584698633 YEARS

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST

Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.

nosdrinker:

yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??

kaiba-cave:

mavasue:

the wifi at my school prohibits friendship

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity